Replica 2015/16 Joma Third Shirt
Hollywood Park, August 2020. It's hot, too hot. You had trouble sleeping last night. But it doesn't matter, it's all forgotten now. You've got an ice cold tin of Tiny Rebel Club Tropica and you're strutting through SK3 like Abdulai Bell-Baggie in his pomp.
You're resplendant in a pristine Joma third shirt, as worn when Glenn Rule and his hair scored that goal at Nuneaton. When Andy Robinson was sent off before he even got on the pitch at Solihull. When we drew 0-0 at Curzon Ashton.
That scene could be you, if only you were to buy this shirt.
The details; it's XL. It's pretty much immaculate with zero nicks or pulls, or wear to the sponsor or prints. There is one tiny little mark on the back but I can't even photograph it properly it's that small so it may as well not be there and pretty sure it will come out in the wash.
I've said it before and I'm saying it again now. The shirts from our grim days in the regional abyss will soon be impossible to get. Heed this warning and buy this while you can. When was the last time an XL in this condition became available? Exactly.